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Mod posts Serious posts Megathread Breaking news Unfilter. Tell me your best "stood up to an asshole in public" Assholes making out in public Tell me your best "stood up to an asshole in public" stories self. I don't really have one and I know this has been done before, but it is always my favorite topic to read. This one has a lot of "you had to be there-isms" as far as facial expressions and indescribable awkwardness, but here goes. My little brother and I, aged 14 and 12, roughly, were in NY City visiting relatives.
My brother is hard of hearing - he's not deaf, but he rarely reacts to people talking to him unless they're making eye contact.
The guy makes a kind of cheese-dick smile and says "heh It was pretty glorious. This happened to me this week actually, I was walking home from work down a very busy main road not paying attention to much and there was a guy dressed all in black standing in my way.
I went to move round him and he blocked me. He grabbed me by the collar and said "Give me your fucking wallet".
I was a bit taken aback, "What? He just stood there, looked at me a bit stunned, pushed me out of the way and ran off. Most surreal experience of my life, I have no idea why I said that to him. An old man with a cane starts his slow hobble across the street just as the light is starting to change, so he's standing right in front of a BMW when it turns green.
The suit behind the wheel honks at the old man, who stops walking, turns, and bangs a fist on the hood of the car. Suit looks pissed and honks again, old man bangs his fist Assholes making out in public and keeps walking. Suit opens the door and jabs an accusatory finger and yells "HEY! I was waiting for the airbag to go off Who is the asshole in this story? The old man for being grumpy and not giving a fuck he was blocking traffic or the bmw driver for yelling at a senior?
But for what it's worth, an old person with a cane trying to get across a busy intersection is something we could all be.
If being slower than a streetlight is all the justification one needs to yell at him, I'd say that pretty much make the BMW driver the asshole. This instantly brought to mind a comment on B3ta from 4 years ago! I did this Assholes making out in public Germany once to a policeman. Eventhough my german is perfectly fine, needless to say he told me to move along after I Assholes making out in public him on his english.
I have yet to meet a German who won't be thrilled and delighted if you compliment them on their fluency in a foreign language. I think this may be their third most popular national passtime. After brewing and auto engineering.
Well of course, they spent all their resources back in the 40's sending large numbers of their citizens to other countries just to learn the local languages. A few years ago I went on this trip with this girl and her family to Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire, and then we went to her cousin's wedding in Jersey on the way back. The trip was turning out to be a disaster, since this girl had turned into an evil demon of a person, basically alienating me the entire time in front of her family.
So by the time we got to the rehearsal dinner, I was on edge. After the rehearsal dinner, everyone went to the hotel bar to relax and have a couple drinks, and then another wedding party showed up. This one guy in the other group starts harassing people in the group that I was in, to the point that he was basically ruining the night for the two families.
Finally he looks at me and he goes "WHAT?! So I immediately start walking towards him with what I can only describe as true rage. As I got to about 2 feet away from this guy, I looked him directly in the eyes, and I said "What is your fucking problem? You are here for a wedding! If you say one more thing to anyone in my party, I swear to God I will beat the living shit out of you until you can not walk anymore, so turn the fuck around and shut the fuck up!
The only Assholes making out in public I could see when I said that was the fear in his eyes. The guy immediately turns around, and in this wimpy deflated voice goes, "what an asshole!
Later that night I packed my shit up in the dark around 4am, dipped out on the evil demon girl, asked the concierge to get me a taxi, and caught a train home, leaving her all alone at the wedding. Haven't talked to her since. My younger brother Rory is a smart guy. He's not the bookworm that I am, but he's better with people. Unfortunately, he has horrible taste in women and would rather Assholes making out in public in a bad relationship than be alone. This is his story, not mine.
A couple of years ago he was dating this little blonde whose only virtues were a pretty face, a nice ass, and a willingness to go out with him. We'll call her Lauren.
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My wife and I met Rory and Lauren for dinner one night. All of us except Lauren ordered steaks. Lauren "just wanted a salad", and while picking at it decided to take a few cheap shots at my wife since my wife is 5'9", lifts weights with me, and wears either a size 10 or a size 12, depending on who's making the clothes. Since Lauren's only 5'2" and Assholes making out in public a size 4 at most, she thought she was justified in saying shit like, "How can you eat that? Don't you care about your appearance?
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My brother just put aside his knife and fork and said, "Lauren, shut the fuck up. I know Catherine, and she's a better woman than you or any other woman I've dated. My brother did damned well, and he did it by being stronger than me and not dating every stupid bitch that gives him the time of day.
Now finish your fucking salad. It's the last meal you'll ever have at my expense.
He hasn't dated in a couple of years, but he's making something of Assholes making out in public down in New Orleans. When I saw him at Christmas, he said, "I think I understand why you always challenged me to learn to be alone. I feel stronger now, and not as dependent on other people. I posted this one about 6 months ago in this thread so I'll copy pasta it here.
I was at Fry's electronics the return line because of some bad RAM never buy RAM from fry's Assholes making out in public the lady in 2 positions in front of me got called up next.
She seemed normal at first she was trying to return this vacuum cleaner because it wasn't sucking anymore There was caked on white patches of dirt all over it, the cord had several knots in it, and the clear container for dust was packed full, no room for shaking at all. The person told her the problem looked to be that she just needed to empty it and it would work fine, and also mentioned that they could not take a return on it because the purchase was 7 months earlier.
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She wasn't having this, she took an exaggerated deep breath and started yelling obscenities and curses. Everyone in the line and working the section as well as a few people walking into the store froze and stared at the spectacle. This was no small woman either, this woman was about 5'6"-5'7" and looked like a rather large globe of cellulite. I'm guessing lbs Her voice had gone from sweet to rabid shrieking harpy instantaneously, no building no rising in volume, just straight screeching noise.
It's like someone threw a mic in front of it's own speaker with the volume Assholes making out in public Her face made a similar transformation from white to red. The poor little girl who was tending to her literally took a step back in recoil and fell into the chair behind her. Then started looking side to side for further routes of escape.
The manager came sprinting out of the office hands in front of him pumping palm open towards her asking her to settle down.
This did not work, it made Butterball the orca more angry and she started hitting the counter with one of the vacuum cleaners brush attachments.
She was calling the girl a 'useless whore cunt', the manager a 'fucking toad' and kept threatening to sue them. She stopped mid sentence jerked her head at me and shot eye daggers in my face, all I could do was stare at the gobbler on her chin follow her jerky head movement and keep swinging around as if it were jello.
The whole area burst into laughter, then I realized what I'd said. I was about to correct myself, but she started stomping towards me vacuum rod attachment high over head. So Assholes making out in public decided to roll with it.
I happened to be wearing a red jacket so I dropped my bag, swung it off and started acting like a Bull fighting matador. The fucking woman saw me mocking her and just shrieked Assholes making out in public never even made it close, I was running like hell.
I got about 20 feet away when security confronted her with tazers drawn. They didn't taze her but the sound of one calling the cops on her for attempted assault calmed her down instantly. Watch Kissing Asshole porn videos for free, here on inmobiliarianova.info Discover the growing Dildoing asshole in public toilet K views. 87%.
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Bush. From lecherous stares to stalker messages on social media to masturbating at someone in public, these are becoming a scary trend.